Saturday, January 28, 2006
St. Whack This
George Bush Attains Sainthood - 18 Jan 2006
President George W. Bush was scheduled to visit the Methodist Church outside Washington.
Karl Rove made a visit to the Bishop and said to him, "We've been getting a lot of bad publicity among Methodists because of Bush's position on stem cell research, the War, and such. I'll gladly make a contribution to the church of $100,000 if during your sermon, you'd say the President is a saint."
The Bishop thinks it over for a few moments and says, "The Church is in desperate need of funds. I will do it."
Bush pompously shows up that following Sunday, looking especially smug, smirking for his photo ops, while strutting his way, cowboy-style, into the church.
As the sermon starts, the Bishop begins his homily:
"George Bush is a petty, self-absorbed hypocrite as well as a nitwit. He is a liar, a cheat, probably still a drunk, and a low-intelligence sneaky weasel. He has lied about his military record, and then had the gall to put himself in uniform on a military jet, landing on a carrier, and then posing before a banner stating 'Mission Accomplished.'
He invaded a country for oil and money, all the while lying to the American people about the war, with nary a care for the thousands of lives it has taken and continues to take.
He is the worst example of a Methodist I've ever personally known or known of.
But compared to Dick Cheney, George Bush is a saint."
"You Keep What You Kill, But Be Careful What You Wish For."
-larue riddick
President George W. Bush was scheduled to visit the Methodist Church outside Washington.
Karl Rove made a visit to the Bishop and said to him, "We've been getting a lot of bad publicity among Methodists because of Bush's position on stem cell research, the War, and such. I'll gladly make a contribution to the church of $100,000 if during your sermon, you'd say the President is a saint."
The Bishop thinks it over for a few moments and says, "The Church is in desperate need of funds. I will do it."
Bush pompously shows up that following Sunday, looking especially smug, smirking for his photo ops, while strutting his way, cowboy-style, into the church.
As the sermon starts, the Bishop begins his homily:
"George Bush is a petty, self-absorbed hypocrite as well as a nitwit. He is a liar, a cheat, probably still a drunk, and a low-intelligence sneaky weasel. He has lied about his military record, and then had the gall to put himself in uniform on a military jet, landing on a carrier, and then posing before a banner stating 'Mission Accomplished.'
He invaded a country for oil and money, all the while lying to the American people about the war, with nary a care for the thousands of lives it has taken and continues to take.
He is the worst example of a Methodist I've ever personally known or known of.
But compared to Dick Cheney, George Bush is a saint."
"You Keep What You Kill, But Be Careful What You Wish For."
-larue riddick
Friday, January 27, 2006
Until Pitchers N Catchers Report
Good read. Good write, too.
Schilling remains a hoss I'd suit up with every game, any game.
Go BoSox.
Oh, Peja needed a change. N Artest is EXACTLY what The Kings needed. Bad ass. Bonzi, n Bad Ass Artest.
There's hope after the All Star Break, for MY team, while the REST of this tribe skates on thin n boring ice.;-)
Schilling remains a hoss I'd suit up with every game, any game.
Go BoSox.
Oh, Peja needed a change. N Artest is EXACTLY what The Kings needed. Bad ass. Bonzi, n Bad Ass Artest.
There's hope after the All Star Break, for MY team, while the REST of this tribe skates on thin n boring ice.;-)
Thursday, January 26, 2006
They Dig It!
They found ONE tunnel cuz the DEA/Border Patrol FELL into it!!!!!
'Killin me . . . . . . 2 tons of fun . . . . just like Sylvester's Back Up Group!!! ;-)
'Killin me . . . . . . 2 tons of fun . . . . just like Sylvester's Back Up Group!!! ;-)
Wednesday, January 25, 2006
Harmony Grits git Awarded
Hello All,
The Harmony Grits will receive a Gail Rich Award tomorrow, January 25th, at the Kuumbwa Jazz Center at 6:00 PM. There will be a reception following at 7:30 at The Attic, at which we will provide entertainment.
We are very flattered to receive this award from the Cultural Council and the Sentinel Arts writers.
Hope to see you there!
Thanks
Harmony Grits
P.S. We will be playing a show at Don Quixote's in Felton soon to celebrate.
www.harmonygrits.com
The Harmony Grits will receive a Gail Rich Award tomorrow, January 25th, at the Kuumbwa Jazz Center at 6:00 PM. There will be a reception following at 7:30 at The Attic, at which we will provide entertainment.
We are very flattered to receive this award from the Cultural Council and the Sentinel Arts writers.
Hope to see you there!
Thanks
Harmony Grits
P.S. We will be playing a show at Don Quixote's in Felton soon to celebrate.
www.harmonygrits.com
Sunday, January 22, 2006
Ya;ll are Invited
to Paula's 60th Birthday Bash
Sat. Feb. 4th
Starting at 5 p.m. to 12:00 p.m.
at the VFW Hall
2259 7th Ave.
S.C.
Pot Luck Please bring a side dish or appetizer to share
Italian Main Dishes will be provided
Please R.S. V. P. Rose by Sat. Jan. 28th with the number of people in your group.
there will be some bands but lots of jamm'n time also iff'n ya like.
also I'm taking up a collection to buy Paula a bra for her P..T. Crusier if ya want to throw some $'s in Let me know ASAP as I have to order it soon.
Be there or be Square It's gonna be a good'n.....
Sat. Feb. 4th
Starting at 5 p.m. to 12:00 p.m.
at the VFW Hall
2259 7th Ave.
S.C.
Pot Luck Please bring a side dish or appetizer to share
Italian Main Dishes will be provided
Please R.S. V. P. Rose by Sat. Jan. 28th with the number of people in your group.
there will be some bands but lots of jamm'n time also iff'n ya like.
also I'm taking up a collection to buy Paula a bra for her P..T. Crusier if ya want to throw some $'s in Let me know ASAP as I have to order it soon.
Be there or be Square It's gonna be a good'n.....
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