Thursday, May 03, 2007

In Keeping With Howdy Theme

"Foster's, It's Strine For Beer, Mate!"

Our People!!!

Twenty-one til the gates.

Fucking L.A. Cops. Serve and Protect Who? Dana Rohrabacher and Duke Cunningham?

"It was so ridiculous. They know what a TV camera is. This is not a secret weapon."
Pedro Sevcec was anchoring the evening news for Telemundo Live from MacArthur Park where any big time anchor should have been. These were American citizens using one of their rights to assemble and our fine south-of-46 fucking Reaganite rock-ribbed Faux News lovin' slackers who can't get any other job and are too pussy to go to Iraq stroll through MacArthur park shooting what their tiny little minds perceive as "illeagal aliens invading our country" with rubber bullets and CN filled paintballs. Then they start beating the press and camera operators with clubs, throwing cameras around and taking film, tape and memory cards as "evidence". "Evidence" of what? Being in MacArthur Park when the rightwing finally lost its mind and started beating the press?
These are the people who vote in Nixon, Reagan, Bush and Bush. Let's see, a kiss-ass to McCarthy, an actor spouting the lies of Big Oil and Big Mining while junior aides were selling coke to pay for rightwing armys to subvert elected governments in South America. An ex-head of the CIA who found friends in the arms and energy industries who found a way to make a ton of money all legal and the kid of that guy who hasn't worked an honest day in his life. What with holding the baseball fans of the Texas Rangers hostage unless they built him a stadium and when they did, he sold the team and losing money drilling for oil during the biggest boom in the second half of the 20th century GW is just a fucking mess. I'd have more hope for him if he still drank and snorted coke. He gets elected by these idiots like the LA cops and all who cheer them on and takes Dear Old Dad's advice to start a war clear across the globe because like, dad's company sells high tech arms and the US could sure use some fresh, lemon-scented arms about now. So then they make sure everyone gets the idea that questioning ol' W would be unpatriotic and get a bunch of Republican congressmen in on the scam by way of "election support" so we can just keep the ol' gravy train a pumpin' out the national treasury built up by years of soaking the rich because it is, after all, THEIR money. Now the rich got it back plus a couple of trillion bucks our grandchildren owe those leeches.
And it sports, the fucking Sharks blew an easy win with 30 seconds left which bummed me out.

Wednesday, May 02, 2007

NABY! NABY! NABY!







GO SHARKS

A Camp Howdy Public Service Anouncement

STROKE IDENTIFICATION:

A neurologist says that if he can get to a stroke victim within 3 hours he can totally reverse the effects of a stroke...totally. He said the trick was getting a stroke recognized, diagnosed, and then getting the patient medically cared for within 3 hours, which is tough.
RECOGNIZING A STROKE
Thank God for the sense to remember the "3" steps, STR. Read and Learn!
Sometimes symptoms of a stroke are difficult to identify. Unfortunately, the lack of awareness spells disaster. The stroke victim may suffer severe brain damage when people nearby fail to recognize the symptoms of a stroke.
Now doctors say a bystander can recognize a stroke by asking three simple questions:

S *Ask the individual to SMILE.

T *Ask the person to TALK, to SPEAK A SIMPLE SENTENCE (Coherently: It is sunny out today.)

R *Ask him or her to RAISE BOTH ARMS.

{NOTE: Another 'sign' of a stroke is this: Ask the person to 'stick' out their tongue... if the tongue is 'crooked', if it goes to one side or the other that is also an indication of a stroke}

If he or she has trouble with ANY ONE of these tasks, call 9-1-1 immediately and describe the symptoms to the dispatcher.


This PSA brought to you by 22 days before they open the gates.

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