Friday, December 22, 2006

Festivus, for the rest of us?

Sounds about like my fambly...

Tuesday, December 19, 2006

Who's yer best girl?

DEAR ABBY.....
I've never written to you before, but I really need your advice on what
could be a crucial decision. I've suspected for some time now that my wife
has been cheating on me. The usual signs... phone rings but if I answer, the
caller hangs up. My wife has been going out with the girls a lot recently
although when I ask their names she always says, "Just some friends from
work, you don't know them." I always stay awake to look out for her taxi
coming home, but she always walks down the drive. Although I can hear a car
driving off, as if she has gotten out of the car round the corner. Why?
Maybe she wasn't in a taxi? I once picked her cell phone up just to see what
time it was and she went berserk and screamed that I should never touch her
phone again and why was I checking up on her. Anyway, I have never
approached the subject with my wife. I think deep down I just didn't want to
know the truth, but last night she went out again and I decided to really
check on her. I decided I was going to park my sailboat trailer next to the
garage and then hide behind it so I could get a good view of the whole
street when she came home. It was at that dreadful moment, crouching behind
my boat, that I noticed a large area of tiny little de-lamination blisters
on my keel. Is this something I can fix myself or should I take it back to
the boat builder?

Thanks, Fred

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