Camp Howdy

BBQ good, Mexican bad, no coffee shops anywheres, weakass beer, everyone supports Jesus and Bush but for some reason there's no lines at the recruiting center. I haven't ventured to the catfish. I think that's today. Tomorrow head out to Ada. How was the GOoFy?
 

Festival? I missed a Festival??? *Damn*...well, actually...after 4 weekends on the road I rather enjoyed getting reaquainted with my pillows...and surfboard...and my killer new beach cruiser...soooooo smooth...Kick up some of that red dirt fer me bucko!
 

New cruiser? You go up to the family cycle center and get that John Deere painted thing?
 

Catfish good. Nanner puddin', hush puppies, fried okra, deviled crab, more cat fish. Can't talk, coming down.
 

God help them poor right wing nut Haysoos Phreak Oakies. They don't stand a chance with Martin in THEIR town. Won't be a catfish or a lapdance safe for miles.

Party on Tubdude.
 

Ya know Peadmart...ya didn't have to go all the way to Chokelahoma for a Woody Fest, I hear tell they do that in the big city around these parts every dang night! See if they can make ya a catfish taco......ifin they can figure out how keep the beans from fallin through the Weber.
 

Martin's at another fest?

With another woody, too?

Damn, n I thought ZEKE was a slu, er, vibrant.
 

I'm tryin, I'm really tryin. To visualize. But I just can't see you n Cuz as them "right wing nut Haysoos freak Okies", so, I was prolly only talkin about distant inbred cousins on some long lost side of a long ago dead gin runner. Not like I was trashin family. Or no one you would know.

I SPECT, there's a fair amount of "right wing nut Haysoos freaks" in MANY of them plains states. Even in Orange County, out here.

I mean, there's a REASON you folks left THERE, to come HERE, right? :GRIN: Yeah, the salty sea air.
 

Larue's lookin fer Right Wingers??? geesh boy, ya already live smack dab in the middle of Reagan (Arnold) Country, so I reckon ya should just open up the slider & just look in yer back yard if'n yer lookin fer 'right wing haysoos freak Okie's' !!!!

(Put down the keyboard son & slowly back away...)

*BWAH*!
 

Yeah, it's tough being outnumbered out here by ignorant bible thumpin capitalist war mongering pigs, them runnin dog sons of the devil. But, I joust at windmills, I do. Must be genetic or something. Pops was like that too . . . . .
 

*OINK*!! I LOVE YOU MAN!!!!
 

*SCHNORT!*