Friday, July 22, 2005

WE WANT THE PEADMART!

Bring back The Tub!

Dude.

Fill it.

With mirth.

With laughter.

Derision.

And with hilarity.

Even at my expense.

;-)

Comments:
Can you please keep it down, I was out a little early last night. Eddie Money tonight at the Broadwalk (per Roseeeeee). Corndogs, Anchor Steam, the pride of Modesto strutting in their halter tops and ballcaps. Maybe a couple at Rosie McCann's, couple more at the Avenue, your milage may vary. There. That do you mister man?
 
A Mercury Milage.
 
That's a Mercury Melange.......jeez, ya think you'd remember. Who do you think you are.....John Glenn? So, how were the slush puppies? I mean hush yuppies......lush slurpies? Boardwalk good......Eddie Money...uh.....well I'm just "Sha Sha Sha Shakin!" Just pulled some drunk kid outta the water, kept flippin' his kayak every time he tried to get in. Pulled him out twice, on the third time we called the Harbor Patrol....after we pulled him out and took his paddle. Seemed he was more worried about losin' his flaps than his life.

"Young, drunk, and stupid is no way to go through life young man"--Douglas Nedermeyer.
 
I've learnt to avoid bodies of water and copious amounts of 'Cookie's' and whiskey combined.

Way to save that pup's ass, Dave. Good man.

Seems it DID take me a whole lifetime to learn that, though. Oh well.

Anyone got two tix for me n Bernie, for Fall Berry Fest?

Oinks to all. :SMILE:
 
Usually you'd have to go to a bowling alley to see Eddie Money! Oh, I'm sorry...that was AFTER the Eddie Money Show....things got blurry there inbetween the boardwalk beers & all that cranbeery juice at Surfbowl....& Mz. Linda....how many damn hometowns you all from anyhoot?!?! *LOL*!
 
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