Monday, September 19, 2005

"All I Asked Was 'FIX THE DAMN THING'!"

And Leave My Private Life Out Of It.

But NOOOOOOO, n everyone downtown had a blast.

Comments:
I'm not sure what your personal mechanic would say about it, but quite frankly it looks like you've blown a seal from this vantage point, sir.
 
PG&E blew a seal? No wonder they have such a hard time getting them all away from Fisherman's Wharf.
 
I lob one up for everyone, and Zeke whiffs like blubber n tusks sneezin on a boat dock. Martin, on the otter hand, gets it right away. Zeke's so full of love magic he's fantasizin about harbor voyeurism . . . did I ever tell you the one about Brewster The Seal? " . . . n there Brewster was, lyin on his back, lookin deader n shark bait, with the gulls hovering. Shhhhh, he says, pointing up, I got em just where I want em . . "
 
"...and the chicken said, 'Not with my wife you don't."
 
See? He GETS it. Must be the korn.
 
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