Sunday, January 29, 2006

Don't Blame Me, I Was Left Home Alone

Clinton, Gore and Shrub, Jr. are lined up, ready for execution.

Clinton, thinking he can distract folks and escape, shouts 'Earthquake'.

Sure enuff, everyone is distracted, and he leaps the wall and is gone!

When it's HIS turn, Gore, taking the cue, shouts, "Tornado", with similar results!

Shrub, Jr, as his turn approaches, begins to mull it over in his dimwitted mind, and decides natural disaster is the key to survival!!!

BRILLIANT!!!!

As the firing squad lines up and takes aim, he shouts, "FIRE!"

"You Keep What You Kill, Be Careful What You Wish For."

-larue riddick

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