Wednesday, January 11, 2006

Martin's Weasely No-Brainer Forecast

For those of you who don't read TMQ, I quote, "...Since the current playoff structure was adopted in 1990, home teams in the divisionals are 49-11. In all professional sports, no subset of teams enjoys the advantage known by NFL home teams in the divisionals round. Usually they are the best teams to begin with. They're playing at home. And they just finished a bye week, relaxing in hot tubs as their opponents were out in the cold being pounded." -- Tuesday Morning Quarterback
So, as much as it hurts, Hawks, Broncos, Da Bears and Indy. The only "maybe" could be possibly the Pats in Denver but there's that hot tub thing. I don't know. Go with the numbers and take the home team. What's the under on the Cats/Bears?

Comments:
Well spoken. Fuck Chicago too, if there's time. Zeke will be down-state so I guess poker at my house.
 
Or at least football.
 
Ding!


Dong!


The Homespun pretty boy from Slam Jose B is dead!

Just a tip!

So, if Denver beats the Spats, are we Bronco fans?
That's just wrong.
I do like Shanahan. Anyone pisses Al Davis off that bad has got to have SOME redeaming qualities.
Good backs too. Every back he's had in the last five years is just kickin' ass. Good coaching, turnovers, and spacial teams. Yes, I said spacial!

Oh, and turnovers?



I prefer apple.
 
Wait, wait, wait...just who the hell is Rex Grossman? Sounds like a cowboy from the silent era. "Rex Grossman and Lovie the wonder horse". Maybe the Cats can score just enough to win.
 
Don't be dissin' Lovie. If we wouldn't have gotten rid of him, we might stil have a defense. I always thought it should be 'Lovie and Rex the Wonder Horse'. Some sort of Gilligans Island spinoff. Not a bad arm, but, just don't hang a carrot in front of him. Jake Del Homie, now there's a Loosiana boy that kicks ass. I hate Carolina, but Jake and Steve Smith should bury Chitown!
 
What I'd like to know is who in their right mind scheduled a game to start after 6:00 p.m. local time in Denver? Looks to be above freezing but I think they dodged a blizzard. Meanwhile, over in Seattle, 26 days of rain in a row. If they haven't started building that ark yet, they're probably waiting on the game to finish so they can use the parking lot.
 
I like the fact that they moved the dates of the Seattle boat show, one of the largest in the country, because the Seagulls are in the playoffs. Wishfull thinkin'? I think SO!
 
Two down, two to go. Home team in the divisionals all the way, baby.
 
Until two of them lose.
 
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