Friday, March 24, 2006

Ratto Gets March Madness

I don't even like basketball.

Comments:
Yep, Ray Ratto been dissin it up for years . . . . like Caen, n a few other dead Chron columinists I usta worship, Ratto is on it Apache.
 
N you prolly don't like round ball cuz . . . . . cuz . . .

Why DON'T you like round ball?

It's fast, it's full of physical talent, team play if ya kin find it, n ballet like skills and moves.
 
TWEEEEEEEEEET! Stand around...shuffle, shuffle. Fouls are called like someone's judging ice skating, some guy averaging 4 points/10 minutes a game is making a $20mil contract with his own shoe deal, rap video and posse. The games drag on and on especially in college, there's just as much strategy as in ballet dancing until someone gets called for charging and it smells bad. I thought it was the worse until I went to a Monday night football game and found out that football moves even slower than roundball. They all stand around after ever snap and every three downs there's a commercial timeout where we all just try not to antagonize the beligerent drunks who are sick of the home team losing and want to fight about it. Other than that I think football on TV is fine, baseball anywhere is great and basketball is a waste of a perfectly good hockey arena.
 
Well gee . . . that's what I get for asking!! :whistle:
 
Ummm, like I've always said: DROP THE PUCK! ( & of course, Go Yankees!)
 
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