Thursday, July 06, 2006
Got Banjo?
A man took his wife to the rodeo and one of the first exhibits they stopped at was the breeding bulls.
They went up to the first pen and there was a sign attached that said, "This bull mated 50 times last year." The wife playfully nudged her husband in the ribs and said, "He mated 50 times last year."
They walked to the second pen which had a sign attached that said, "This bull mated 120 times last year. "The wife gave her husband a healthy jab and said, "That's more than twice a week! You could learn a lot from him."
They walked to the third pen and it had a sign attached that said, in capital letters, "This bull mated 365 times last year." The wife, so excited that her elbow nearly broke her husband's ribs, said, "That's once a day. You could REALLY learn something from this one."
The husband looked at her and said, "Go over and ask him if it was with the same cow."
NOTE: The husband's condition has been upgraded from critical to stable and he should eventually make a full recovery.
Time for the GOOFY.
They went up to the first pen and there was a sign attached that said, "This bull mated 50 times last year." The wife playfully nudged her husband in the ribs and said, "He mated 50 times last year."
They walked to the second pen which had a sign attached that said, "This bull mated 120 times last year. "The wife gave her husband a healthy jab and said, "That's more than twice a week! You could learn a lot from him."
They walked to the third pen and it had a sign attached that said, in capital letters, "This bull mated 365 times last year." The wife, so excited that her elbow nearly broke her husband's ribs, said, "That's once a day. You could REALLY learn something from this one."
The husband looked at her and said, "Go over and ask him if it was with the same cow."
NOTE: The husband's condition has been upgraded from critical to stable and he should eventually make a full recovery.
Time for the GOOFY.
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Goof on, alla yas, n tear ther snot outta it!!1
By next year, I'm there.
I just got upped to 3 weeks a year for July '06 thru July '07.
By July '07, I hope to have 4 weeks.
I almost feel like I'm accruing additionnal time off as I type, and I don't EVEN work for the county!!! :grin:
By next year, I'm there.
I just got upped to 3 weeks a year for July '06 thru July '07.
By July '07, I hope to have 4 weeks.
I almost feel like I'm accruing additionnal time off as I type, and I don't EVEN work for the county!!! :grin:
# posted by 
: 9:48 PM, July 06, 2006
: 9:48 PM, July 06, 2006
Mapquest says it's 2 and a half hours from Sack-a-maters to Hellister down 5 over Pacheco and through 25. Just come by tonight and go home Sunday morning.
A more than generous and gentlemanly proposition, but, no go this round.
CFO says no.
I'm up for a raise, and more vacation time.
'WAIT TILL NEXT YEAR! DEM BUMS!'
I'll be there, then. And elsewehere, elsewhen, too . . . Goof On Mah Howdy Brudders N Sisters. :-)
CFO says no.
I'm up for a raise, and more vacation time.
'WAIT TILL NEXT YEAR! DEM BUMS!'
I'll be there, then. And elsewehere, elsewhen, too . . . Goof On Mah Howdy Brudders N Sisters. :-)
# posted by : 9:05 PM, July 07, 2006
: 9:05 PM, July 07, 2006
I don't know what you'd need money for besides gas. We had more food than sense. We woke up yesterday with about a 12 pack left and there was still whiskey about the place. "I'm on the list. I'm not? Put me on the list, please." either that or "I'm with Jimmy Chickenpants". That last one worked for Jim. In other news, I hear tell we should keep an eye out for the Joni Chickenpanties. "Thongs alot for your support!"
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