Friday, February 23, 2007

Scottsdale, anybody?

My mom's house is 10 minutes from the stadium....just a thought.

Comments:
By the end of March they'll be a lot closer.

$73 phreakin dollars for a box seat?
Yer killin me.
Who do they think they are, the NFL?
 
Shit, I won't drive to SF to see Barry 'Junk' Bonds, why would I drive to Scottsdale?

Unless of course, they were playing the Dodgers!
 
You'd drive that far to see a losing team in blue?

N here I allus thought of you as 'thrifty' . . . :whistlin:
 
I'm broke.
 
Better than a perenial losing team in orange and black.

Hey, what's with the halloween costume anyways?

Trying to disguise themselves as a baseball team?

Hiding the roid rage?

Maybe no one will ever notice that they've NEVER won the big one?

Making it easier to sneak into BALCO?

I could go on..........
 
Why don't they call it Zekesdale?
 
Dave, I might hafta lay off the Blue Rants.

With Jason Schmidt and the other 3 starters, they is looking good. Someone said Jeff Kent even smiled.

Gyro's are the All Barry Show, it SHOULD be fun (no way a playoff team) and I wouldn't pay $75 to see George Herman Ruth in his prime.

Teddy Ballgame, absolutely. Clemente, too.

Alas . . . their best swings and plays are behind us all.

Guess I need to check the Rivercats schedule now n see how soon I can get a $15 GREAT seat, a decent $3 dog and a big ass beer for whatEVER they charge. Cats put out some good mustards for their dogs, too.
 
The top ten reasons they don't call it Zekesdale?

#10 Nobody in Arizona could spell it.
#9 All the retiree's would have to change their address'.
#8 Sounds too much like Freaksdale...and nobody wants that.
#7 Spring "training" would take on a whole new meaning.
#6 Lack of aloha shirts.
#5 They'd have to change the state plant to Humboldt Thunderfuck.
#4 It's NOT the hole where the whiskey goes.
#3 You'd have to have a statue of some guy named Zeke...and once again...nobody wants that.
#2 They'd have to raise the minimun age. ( that's right, I said 'age')

And the #1 reason they don't call it Zekesdale?

He's from Buffalo....not Apaloosa!

Thankewe...thankeweverymush.
 
Too many numbers.
 
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