Camp Howdy

I'll hit this line like a Golden Trout on a Silver Spoon.

"A Diebold Electronic Voting Machine!"

"Rudy G. In Another Dress!"

"A Young Republican Prez Sleepwalking On His Knees."

"I don't know, but I'll give you $20 if you'll let me . . @#$%^&* . . . OMG Yer Black!!!!"

"You CAN'T wear those diapers in here!!"

That's a good summary of the Elephants.

I'll let someone else handle the Donkey Responses.
 

"It's a genuine Richard Milhouse Nixon colostomy bag..... Oh wait...how can you tell?"