Camp Howdy

ARRRRRRRGGHH!!!!!!!!

I'll halve ya wit me Cutlass if'n ya keeps that crap up laddy! I refuse ya on yer whimsical survoyerisms, but I will toss in me best lineup:

Heartthrob Pirate: why Zeke, of course!
Software Pirate: gotta be Martin.
Crafty Ship's Captain: that'd be CUZ'n Jim
Scurvy Seadog: well, since Surfdog's gone it'd have ta be Dave!
Woman Pirate?: 'taint no such thang. just ta bunch of wanna-be's lookin ta scourge the honorable ranks of MEN! ( & I can say that from a distance with room ta run!)

That's all that I'm sayin & I aint sayin namore!!!

Arrrrgggghhhh......
 

I have licenses for all my software. I'm thinking Zeke's way too far out on the plank.
 

Double bounce, 1 and 1/2 twists, full gainer and nose entry no splash.

Zeke's allus been good chained up at the edge of the plank.

I'm sure the Russian judge will only give him a 6 though.
 

'Way to far out on the plank' is putting it mildly.