Camp Howdy

Both Manning's are in.

Roethlisberger's concussed.

McNabb's still alive (old guys rock).

My Guy Favre's out.

So are the Pats.

And there's them other teams I know nothing about. Hell, I don't even know who their QB's are . . . .

Go Giants, Eagles or Colts.

Kick the ball thru the net, onto the backboard and off the ice by gawd!

In a MANLY fashion, too.

I still can't believe there's football in Tennesse, North Carolina or Atlanta. Hell, at least Stabler spent a year or so with the Saints . . . long ago. That's legit.

Harumph.