Friday, September 25, 2009
Read you bible...as summarized by a smartass
We read now from Leviticus:
"Chapter Eighteen
God's got some creepy attitudes about sex. First he kills any incest fantasies that might be lingering around. Don’t seduce the following family members: your dad, your mom, your hot stepmom, your hot sister, your hot half-sister, your granddaughter, your hot aunt (on either side), the hot babe that married your uncle, your sexy daughter-in-law who always wears the tight sweaters, your hot sister-in-law who looks just like your wife only younger and firmer, or a woman and her daughter at the same time (even if they’re Lohans or Hiltons and you know they’d totally be into it after a few drinks). Which all leaves Hulk Hogan and Joe Simpson in a bind, doesn’t it? I’m trying to find a loophole here about seducing a pair of sisters at once, though… And thankfully, your friend’s hot MILF is also not off-limits..."
"Chapter Eighteen
God's got some creepy attitudes about sex. First he kills any incest fantasies that might be lingering around. Don’t seduce the following family members: your dad, your mom, your hot stepmom, your hot sister, your hot half-sister, your granddaughter, your hot aunt (on either side), the hot babe that married your uncle, your sexy daughter-in-law who always wears the tight sweaters, your hot sister-in-law who looks just like your wife only younger and firmer, or a woman and her daughter at the same time (even if they’re Lohans or Hiltons and you know they’d totally be into it after a few drinks). Which all leaves Hulk Hogan and Joe Simpson in a bind, doesn’t it? I’m trying to find a loophole here about seducing a pair of sisters at once, though… And thankfully, your friend’s hot MILF is also not off-limits..."
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