Camp Howdy

My, that worked surprisingly well. Between two trees" off the straw over the creek within four. OK...not that good.
 

Phil made the jacket his own.

I won't comment on Tiger, as I believe he should be banned from golf, but they kept John Daly, so that ain't gonna happen.

Tiger quits this year, at some point, like the Wasilla Queen.

And I owe an apology for now, Huff has Gyro's Hitting, Sanchez struck out 11 weak Pit Players.

So, if healthy all year, Lincecum wins 17-20. Cain win's 16-19. Sanchez wins 15.

Zito wins . . . 13-15?

That's 69 or 70. Based on them all making 30+ starts in the starting rotation.

12 more to get to 82, and I don't know, is that good enough for the division title?

Anyhoots, Phil did it, he owned it. That jacket looks good on a lefty, don't it.

*G*
 

For those of ya playin at home:

Sweet Georgia Brown E

E7
No gal made has got a shade on Sweet Georgia Brown,
A7
Two left feet, oh, so neat,

Has Sweet Georgia Brown!
D7
They all sigh, and want to die,

For Sweet Georgia Brown!
D7 G
I'll tell you just why,
D7 G B7
You know I don't lie, not much:

E7
It's been said
She knocks 'em dead,
When she lands in town!
A7
Since she came,
Why it's a shame,
How she cools them down!
Em B7
Fellows she can't get
Em B7
Are fellows she ain't met!
G B7 E7
Georgia claimed her, Georgia named her,
A7 D7 G
Sweet Georgia Brown!

E7
No gal made has got a shade on Sweet Georgia Brown,
A7
Two left feet, oh, so neat,
Has Sweet Georgia Brown!
D7
They all sigh, and want to die,
For Sweet Georgia Brown!
G
I'll tell you just why,
D7 G B7
You know I don't lie; not much:

E7
All those gifts some courters give,
To Sweet Georgia Brown,
A7
They buy clothes at fashion shows,
With one dollar down,
Em B7
Oh, boy! Tip your hat!
Em B7
Oh, joy! She's the cat!
G
Who's that, Mister?
B7 E7
'Tain't a sister!
A7 D7 G
Sweet Georgia Brown
 

Tiger? Banned from golf?

FOR WHAT?

And I suppose the whole Monica Lewinsky witch hunt was OK too!

Geez, what Tiger did is between him and the wife.

Oh, and probably Nike. but apparently it's not that big a deal to them either.

If being a lying asshole meant you were banned from your profession, unemployment would be a lot more than 12 percent.